February 2012
44 posts
My dad had two tattoos done--
while away in the Philippines. I asked him what he thought of the pain and he replied, “It was like someone tearing at my flesh.” I laughed. Makes me want to get another tattoo. Maybe on the other side of my ribcage? I just don’t want anything that you can see when I’m wearing a t-shirt. Well besides my wrist tattoo.. That doesn’t count.
“It’s so typical, men want all the perks of being female, but none of the...”
– Haunted (Chuck Palahniuk)
how people stay at school for this long amazes me.
I just finished 1/2 35% midterms I have this week
—and this time I remembered to bring a pencil… That wasn’t sharpened. Look at my life. Thankfully, I was able to gnaw off some of the pencil to get some lead. I’m joking. Obviously.
Oh my lawd.
Nicki… I am dead. Can’t watch.
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I could really go for mcdonalds breakfast
mmmmm sausage and egg mcmuffin with a hash brown and apple juice. I could probably eat two meals. Oh and three creme brûlées. Just saying. I realize these two don’t go together. Dgaf. Ugh, why do I try to do this to my body? Smh.
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I've spent the past few minutes thinking about...
and how funny they walk/waddle. They’re really cute. Much like puppies and bunnies. I know I’m allergic to puppies and bunnies but I hope I’m not allergic to penguins. I mean, how great would it be to be hugged by a penguin? I think it’d be life changing. I really don’t know what I’m saying, it’s too late/early.
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This girl in front of me is going gung-ho on her...
—napkins, a fork and tupperware are out. The smells are distracting and she’s being super loud. She dgafs. I laughed.
Ugh. My day is ruined. RUINED.
Hate life. Shutting down. FUCK LIFE. YES, I KNOW I’M BEING OVER DRAMATIC and you have no idea what I’m talking about. I DGAF. It doesn’t help I’m sitting with two lovebirds in the OUT office.
Sitting in lecture with only a pen and no notebook
—and its not even my pen. why do I even botherrrrr. My nose is runny too. Sniff, sniff. SOS! Someone bring me paper, I’m in the kaneff building. It’s a long shot.
“My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my...”
– Choke- Chuck Palahniuk (via followmeintotheocean)
Almost went to my writing class without a pen!
My best mate, Carlita, saved the day and let me steal hers. STOLEN! Just kidding, I will be sure to return the pen to its rightful owner. Maybe. If I remember.
The other day during my office hours
—someone said they didn’t like Megan Fox after I proclaimed my love for her. Other people agreed and said they didn’t like her either. I was genuinely offended.
