February 2012
38 posts
how people stay at school for this long amazes me.
I just finished 1/2 35% midterms I have this week
—and this time I remembered to bring a pencil… That wasn’t sharpened. Look at my life. Thankfully, I was able to gnaw off some of the pencil to get some lead. I’m joking. Obviously.
Oh my lawd.
Nicki… I am dead. Can’t watch.
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I could really go for mcdonalds breakfast
mmmmm sausage and egg mcmuffin with a hash brown and apple juice. I could probably eat two meals. Oh and three creme brûlées. Just saying. I realize these two don’t go together. Dgaf. Ugh, why do I try to do this to my body? Smh.
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I've spent the past few minutes thinking about...
and how funny they walk/waddle. They’re really cute. Much like puppies and bunnies. I know I’m allergic to puppies and bunnies but I hope I’m not allergic to penguins. I mean, how great would it be to be hugged by a penguin? I think it’d be life changing. I really don’t know what I’m saying, it’s too late/early.
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This girl in front of me is going gung-ho on her...
—napkins, a fork and tupperware are out. The smells are distracting and she’s being super loud. She dgafs. I laughed.
Ugh. My day is ruined. RUINED.
Hate life. Shutting down. FUCK LIFE. YES, I KNOW I’M BEING OVER DRAMATIC and you have no idea what I’m talking about. I DGAF. It doesn’t help I’m sitting with two lovebirds in the OUT office.
Sitting in lecture with only a pen and no notebook
—and its not even my pen. why do I even botherrrrr. My nose is runny too. Sniff, sniff. SOS! Someone bring me paper, I’m in the kaneff building. It’s a long shot.
“My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my...”
– Choke- Chuck Palahniuk (via followmeintotheocean)
Almost went to my writing class without a pen!
My best mate, Carlita, saved the day and let me steal hers. STOLEN! Just kidding, I will be sure to return the pen to its rightful owner. Maybe. If I remember.
The other day during my office hours
—someone said they didn’t like Megan Fox after I proclaimed my love for her. Other people agreed and said they didn’t like her either. I was genuinely offended.
January 2012
59 posts
“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via used2thepain)
Whoever is up there, out there, where ever,
—give me strength.
five-fourteen in the morning
—and I have a long day ahead of me.
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I just had two very productive hours
—I finished all of my OUT work, read an article and watched the latest episode of gossip girl while nibbling on chocolate chip cookies. Justin, on the other hand, has been peacefully snoring softly at my feet for the time being. Work in the AM tomorrow. Sometimes I don’t know how I work 8hr shifts five days straight, every week. My body isn’t ready for tomorrow.
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“I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love,...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters. (via lucifersfannypack)
